<img alt="Dragonadopters" src=\"http://cadbaneepicwin.dragonadopters.com/dragonanimated_258347.gif\">My little dragon (isn't he adorable!)
my bro came home from college....
tinsel + fan = automatic tinsel flinger
ISN'T THIS HILARIOUS!?
The FBI was hiring for a high position and after basic training they had three people left, two men and a woman. They asked the first man to come to HQ and told him,"Your wife is in the next room, we need you to take this gun and shoot her". He wouldn't do it so they sent him home. They asked the next man the same thing but he said he couldn't do it so they sent him home. Then the woman came and they gave her a gun and told her that her husband was in the next room and needed to be shot. She went in and there were clicking noises then crashing noises in the room. She came out and said,"The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to kill him with the chair".
So a hunter calls 9-1-1 and he said: Oh my God operator! Me and my friend were out hunting... and we were walking by this hill... And my friend tripped and he fell on a bedrock 10 feet below right on his head... And he's not moving... And, oh my God! I think he's dead.
-O.K. Calm down, sir. First of all, you want to make sure he's really dead, OK?
POW!
-O.K. Now what do I do?
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson goes on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
‘Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes,” replies Watson.
“And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
“Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment. ‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
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When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.
GO RUSSIANS (since i lived there for a little while)
Best Regards,
Guardian of the forest
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Friends:
Favorite songs/bands:
Fire flies by Owl city- [link]
Numb by Linkin Park- [link]
Riot by Three Days Grace- [link]
Honesty by Attack! Attack!- [link]
Faint by Linkin Park- [link]
Leave all the rest by Linkin Park- [link]
Paranormal???
Hysterical
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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Envy not the sinner - Who knows what awaits him
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My Pokemon Diamond Friendcode is : 3309 1144 6212
Bring it on...
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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Who is the fucking Alice?!
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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[link] You Fail!
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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Come howl with me, beneath the azure sky; a haunting melody, a full moon lullaby.
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Make me dream.
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
Alphawolfspirit! I made your icon bigger, so just go to my gallery and change your icon with the new one, unless you like it small ^^
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'Mitä jää meiltä jälkeemme, kasa lihavia luurankoja
Korkeimman kummun koonnut on voittaja...'
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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My inspiration goes its own ways, I just have to follow it the best I can.
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"they may have won this battle but they won't win the war"
READ THESE:
chapter one- [link]
chapter two: [link]
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Airon, Riko and Cerberus
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